Fuckocracy (Slight Return)

Fuckocracy (Slight Return)

10.09.04 (2:28 am)   [edit]
I had to FORCE myself to watch the debate tonight. I would rather have my testicles covered with steaming hot chocolate and eaten by Yog-Sothoth while being dragged screaming into the infinite cold reaches of space to be used as a penile receptacle by The Great Old Ones after they get drunk on whatever it is those eldrtich horrors get drunk on than have to sit through another goddamn Bush/Kerry debate.

In other words, I was having a damn good time reading my H.P. Lovecraft books, and THESE two fuckers had to come along. Personally, I think THEY are the Elder Ones sent to destroy the planet, but I might be in a minority there.

But though I had every intention of taping it for later, I had to sit through it tonight, because it's the goddamn country we're talking about, and even though I already know who needs to be thrown out on his ass, I'm a CARING CITIZEN, goddammit.

I'm glad George took his Ritalin this time, but he still was an ass. Still throwing the "flip-flopper" shit out instead of listening to the details of why Kerry thinks the way he does. Bush is just too fucking stupid to get it. He actually said after Kerry's statement about abortion that "I'm trying to decipher all that." Well, of course you are, fuckmunch - YOU'RE A SIMPLE-MINDED GODDAMN IDIOT CUNTHAIR WITHOUT A MOTHERFUCKING CLUE IN YOUR EMPTY FUCKING SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This born-again fundamentalist shitbag has no clue about the complexities of real life. He's either hidden behind a bottle or behind Jesus his whole life, how the fuck CAN he have a clue? This is the asshole who said he's trying to keep his daughters "on a leash" as if they're dogs. Well, Jenna is kinda mutt-like, but come on, let's be serious now. His entire approach to life is HORSESHIT, he has no sense of logic, no sense of thinking through issues, no BRAINS whatsoever.

A woman asked him to name three mistakes he's made, so what does he do? He makes some lame offering about some of his appointments, but won't elaborate, then he spends the rest of the time talking about how he's NOT made mistakes. The arrogant shit. He likes to talk about how he is willing to make "unpopular" decisions and scornfully talks about what's popular in "the halls of Europe", which is such arrogant condescending garbage, but he never once asks himself WHY these people disagree with him, WHY there might be another way of looking at things. No, he's right. He just is. And I'm not an alcoholic, and Jesus is The Only Way To Heaven.

Honesty about oneself. It helps. Hey, boys and girls, I've had to find out the hard way and slowly come to admit that I'M an alcoholic. And that MY religion was horseshit and I want nothing to do with it anymore. And that *I* know fuck-all about France. They've got a big tower, a big-ass art museum, they saved our butts in the Revolution, Napoleon was around there somewhere, and they pronounce my last name stupidly. That's about it for me and France. But if they don't want to blow the shit out of Iraq, that's FINE. I'm not going to rename my fries over it or pray to Jesus to save their evil hellbound souls. OK?

Kerry, on the other hand, will admit to being Catholic (I feel sorry for him, personally) and talk about how religion has helped him through life (do any of these fuckers ever just go OUTSIDE and look at trees and stars and rivers and stuff? That helps too, ya know) but he makes it clear that he won't allow his personal beliefs to control his policy decisions that affect the entire nation. You know, the approach that MAKES SENSE??? Good for Kerry. I was very happy to hear him say that.

One thing Bush tried to carry over from the first debate was this dumbass fixation on TWO WORDS that Kerry said the last time about a "global test" in dealing with the world. Out of a big chunk of words, in which Kerry plainly stated that the president has every right to a pre-emptive war if necessary but MUST clearly show why he is doing so, and must make every effort to get other nations' backing (because if you don't, you are FUCKED) and CLEARLY said that he would never give another country the authority to make our decisions for us, out of ALL THAT, Bush and his scumfucks grabbed two words out and turned them around to make Kerry out to be saying the OPPOSITE of what he fucking said! If that is not proof that this administarion is made up of assholes, I don't know what the fuck is. They have NO ideas, NO plan, NO brains whatso-fucking-ever. They want you to believe that "Freedom is on the march!" while Iraq is steadily growing more psychotic, and while our own country is seeing job loss, corporate fuckedness, and increasing problems in education and health care, due in great part because this president IS DOING NOTHING to help.

He made some incredibly weird statement about prescriptions from Canada, I can't remember the exact quote, but it was basically the suggestion that drugs from Canada might be going there from the Third World and we've gotta be safe, so no, you can't have those cheaper drugs!

I've got news for you, THEY DON'T MAKE PAXIL IN ETHIOPIA. Unless the US company selling it has figured out that it's cheaper to make them over there, of course. Canada is NOT Haiti. It's fucking CANADA. The most unsafe shit you can get imported from Canada is Moosehead beer and Bryan Adams. Now, I recognize that Bryan Adams could concievably be regarded as a weapon of mass destruction (I know I lost some brain cells trying to get to the radio to turn it off the first time I heard that fucking song from Robin Hood that pathetic milqetoast cocksucker did) but let's be serious here. Or don't. Fuck serious. I'm through with serious.

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There, that's the rest of my review of the debate. Fuck you, and have a great fuckin' night. Fuck.

Love (and fuck),
Dougie