Ban Parents

Ban Parents

11.19.04 (12:33 pm)   [edit]
I'm starting to be convinced that the worst thing a child can put up with is parents. We start in early on indoctrinating these little boogers with our bullshit don't we?

Apparantly Monday Night Football fans are worried about titties. Which I think is odd, since most the people watching football are guys who REALLY LIKE titties. Shit, I don't watch football at all, and I think titties are grand. Yep, I like them titties. I'd like them better in this case if you could SEE them. Some stupid skit with an actress dropping a towel but showing NOTHING - in other words, pretty much the same thing you get in fucking toothpaste commercials fifty times a night - has invigorated assholes everywhere into demanding that ABC "apologize" for...for what? NOTHING, that's what. It's bullshit. It's a smokescreen by psychotic "concerned parents" who have no problem letting kids watch violent sports or people getting their ass shot off on nightly news, but who think S-E-X is going to destroy the motherfucking nation.

Peoples, our priorities is not right here. I just read in the Cincinnati paper how seven schools are being shut down and 10% of the faculty are being cut in the city's school system. What about THOSE kids? What about THEIR well-being? I suppose the worst thing that can happen to these little bastards is that somebody will throw some sexual innuendo around and fuck up their precious little minds. Problem is, they won't HAVE any minds by the time they DO NOT RECIEVE AN EDUCATION. Can we get in a "moral" frenzy over that please? Please? I don't want to get mugged by a 17-year old crack fiend because our useless ignorant society cared more about him seeing titties than whether or not he can count high enough to provide change for a customer at a fucking Taco Bell. Crime, terrorism, and poverty are not caused by sex. They are caused by IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY. Much of that ignorance comes from insane religious people more concened about their stupid "morals" than about reality. I do remember God saying don't fuck around on your spouse, but I don't seem to remember him having anything to say about people pretending to on TV. Maybe that's because HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. I may think most religion is horseshit, but I'm willing to bet if there is a God, he has a hell of a lot better of a sense of humour than the assholes he created on this stupid planet.

If you don't want your child corrupted by television, TURN IT OFF. Or turn on nothing but children's programming, which is actually pretty damn good for kids. You wanna know something? Sesame Street TEACHES shit to kids! Imagine that! Why not turn THAT on and let your child learn how to READ? Big Bird might bore the shit out of me, but I think he's a pretty decent guy for kids to look up to. He's into being nice to people and sharing and stuff, and last time I checked, he wasn't shooting himself full of the drugs that our nation's sports "heroes" do. Pick a real hero and stop with the bullshit. Football players are NOT heroes. They are just not. They are big bulks of meat that knock other bulks of meat to the ground and pound their heads in. Which is fine. That's a worthwhile activity. But it's NOT going to provide the intellectual needs of yer average little rugrat.

4-year old children don't need to hear about sex. I think all the non-priests among us can agree on that. So why not put them in a situation where it won't be a concern? Most TV is garbage, the commercials are porn with clothes on, and all the sitcoms are about people trying to get laid. Which is fine for US, we're old enough to either give a shit or not. But it's a simple fact of life that television seldom does more than provide cheap entertainment and cheap incentives to go buy shit we don't need. Most of it is NOT an educational tool. Any decent programming is on kids shows and specialized networks like the History Channel. Everything else is bullshit and you should keep your kids away from it before all the fast-paced psychosis gives 'em ADD. Buy your kid a BOOK. Buy them a CD player and play them something other than Hilary Duff tunes. EDUCATE the little fuckers, because you're going to need them when you're too old to wipe yourself. Stop whining about sex in the media, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Love,
Dougie