Go To Sleep, America, Your Government Is In Control

Go To Sleep, America, Your Government Is In Control

11.28.04 (7:37 pm)   [edit]
So, what's pissing me off lately?

Halliburton subsidiary KPR has somehow managed to lose track of ONE-THIRD of the US goverment property in Iraq and Kuwait, reports say. Gee, what a crackerjack bunch of fuckers they are, eh? THEY say that they've done great, and their own study shows much better results. Yeah, your OWN study. Of course YOU aren't going to find any fucking problems, you ass-covering fucks. These are the cocksuckers who charged Iraqi citizens ungodly amounts of money for THEIR OWN OIL, who can't seem to feed our troops properly, and who once upon a time paid our fine and lovely lesbo-father vice-president millions and millions of dollars as a goodbye present when he "left" to become VP. Oh, and they once did business with Saddam Hussein. You know, that terrible evil person we simply had to remove from power. Yep, they did business with him, because that's business in Modern America - everyone is all about Moral Values when it's about fuckin' and suckin' and killin' unborn babies, but there's no morality whatsoever involved in those magnificent Business Decisions our fine leaders make. Who needs it, anyway? Yeah, fuck that. Here, stick this big ungreased corporate schlong in your asshole, you rotten swine consumer. Yeah, suck it. Suck it!

What will come of this? Nothing, that's what. Utter incompetence will go unpunished becuase we live in a world ruled by VICIOUS WHOREMONGERS. The Bush Administration won't say shit about this, or if they do it'll be a total whitewash. The Democrats won't do shit about it, because they're a bunch of cowering whores at this point too. Welcome to Bush's America, boys and girls. It's gonna be a great ride for four more fuckin' years.

But of course, the real concern is the Ukraine election, because THAT shit is just invalid and wrong. See this shit? I about burst forty-seven arteries when I read this. Bush makes his fucking statement about supposed fraud in the Ukraine election and I'm thinking "Unnnhhh....Urrrnnnnhhhh. URRNNNHHHH.....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" FUCK YOU IN YOUR TEXAS ASSHOLE, YOU FUCK! Of all the people to bitch about fradulent elections, it's THIS cunt??? FUCK HIM and the Diebold machines he rode in on, that ignorant cock.

And another thing - fuck Jesus. That's right, fuck him in his Jew ass. Well, that one Jesus. You know, the one Bush and a bunch of "moral" fuckers in this country supposedly get a hard-on for. That guy. I'm not talking about the one in the New Testament, because that guy (who was into weird archaic shit like being NICE to people) is pretty much a non-entity in today's culture. He'd be crucified in a minute in this fucked-up world, that damn liberal hippie peace-loving freak. No, I'm talking about good ol' Jesus Fuckin' Christ, that guy who saves everyone except those who don't look like us from our sins. The one who has a 60-foot statue of him done up at a church near me in Monroe, Ohio, whose pastor rants about those damn homosexuals and their accursed lifestyle as if there's any queers in Monroe, for fuck's sake. (Though there is a Hustler store, within walking distance of the church, go figure.) THAT rotten fuck. Fuck that Jesus.

You know, you Christians (the real ones who have actually READ the Bible) need to get off your ass and reclaim your religion from these twisted swine, because quite frankly, you people are just too goddamn nice. Helping the poor, educating the uneducated, giving quarters to street people and aid to unwed mothers. What the fuck is YOUR deal, you damn Good Persons? For fuck's sake, get a job.

My job as of a month ago is bagging groceries and pushing carts around, and lemme tell ya, this 34-year old overachiever knows the value of a dollar. I've even got one or two of them! Woo hoo!

Fuckityfuckityfuckityfuck fuck.

Have a nice day, fuckers.

Love,
Dougie