Psycho-Cunts R Us
12.09.04 (7:10 pm) [edit]So I turn on Hannity & Colmes, which is pretty much asking for trouble to begin with. Colmes, gawd bless his wussy non-threatening little soul, is talking about the soldier in Iraq who asked Donald Rumsfeld why our troops don't have the armor they need to be protected on the job. Then Colmes introduces everyone's favorite nutbar right-wing wackjob, Ann "Dig My Hair" Coulter.
Ann, gawd bless her non-existent soul, starts into talking about how the soldiers are always complaining. I mean, they really complain a lot, don't they? And of course, Colmes doesn't bother calling her on her shit, because he's Alan Colmes and he's a useless little token-liberal-for-Fox turd who should be squished and remolded into the form of a little brown dick.
I turned the TV off.
Draw your own conclusions on this one, boys and girls. I'm gonna go do something else and try not to think about how much of a goddamn fucking idiot shithead psychotic clueless fucking cunt Ann Coulter is.
Goodbye,
Dougie
posted by: misschrissy (reply)
post date: 12.10.04 (3:37 pm)
wow...you really feel strongly on this!
posted by: Bruce (reply)
post date: 12.10.04 (7:28 pm)
But she's so damned HOT! How can you, a fat, ugly bassist, gainsay the word of a hot, leggy blonde lawyer?
I get the impression you don't understand how the world works here, man.
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (5:06 am)
doug, is it true that before the operation ann coulter used to be the singer from white snake?
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (10:09 am)
you can't talk that way about Bill Maher's girlfriend!!! ;)
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (11:42 am)
Reply to: misschrissy
Nah, not really.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (11:44 am)
Reply to: Bruce
I'd rather stick my dick in a blender. I thought she was hot until I first heard her open her mouth, which unfortunately robbed her of any appeal she might otherwise have. Sorry, I'm not sexually attracted to lunatic vultures. On the other hand, Rumsfeld has a nice butt, I hear.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (11:46 am)
Reply to: newbie
No, but she was a dominatrix blow-up toy for Sean Hannity.Those big rubber strapons leave a mark, I hear.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (11:46 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
LOL!
posted by: misschrissy (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (7:04 pm)
Reply to: eraserhead667
lol, interesting! so this is just how you would normally address an issue you have! emotion is always a good thing to add when sharing!
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (7:30 pm)
Reply to: misschrissy
I find that allowing yourself a few long strings of obscenites directed at hateful people every couple hours or so creates a spiritual balance within. I can go about my day with a smile. It's kind of a Zen thing for ADD-riddled freakholes whose chemical imbalances create momentary urges to mutilate their fellow humans, but I recommend it to all.
posted by: Bruce (reply)
post date: 12.11.04 (7:43 pm)
"Dick In A Blender: Ann Coulter's Greatest Hits"
I think it's gonna be a big, big hit...
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 12.14.04 (5:36 am)
Reply to: Bruce
Hi Brucie!!! It's snowing!!
posted by: Bruce (reply)
post date: 12.15.04 (8:20 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
It's snowing, it's snowing, God I hate this weather...
Actually, it's been too hot here lately...high 70's. Hate me yet? 8^)