Wackjob Christian Right Fun
01.06.05 (11:01 pm) [edit]If you're in the mood for something blazingly ignorant, full of stupidty, flawed pseudo-logic, and self-serving tunnel-vision, with no clue about reality and no sense of humour whatsoever, read this:
http://www.falwell.com/news/prsarchives/prso cc3.htm" title="http://www.falwell.com/news/prsarchives/prso cc3.htm" target="_blank"http://www.falwell.com/news/p...
Since I had nothing better to do, I was poking around Falwell's site when I found this highly amusing piece of shit. I think it's a few years old, but it's fuckin' great. And while there is a kernel of truth there (yes, violence in the media does have an effect, though the effect might possibly have something to do with how STUPID you are, and by the way, have you watched the fucking NEWS lately?) I heartily endorse this as being an example of why I'm no longer a Republican. If these cocksuckers get their way, *I'M* gonna do a shitload of heroin and kill somebody.
By the way, I was listening to Anthrax while I read most of the article. Rock!
Love,
Dougie
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.07.05 (8:50 am)
Well fuck. The link isn't working. It did last night. It's a long stupid article about the "decay of society" and rock music and TV and shit. I'm not sure why it's not working now.
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.14.05 (2:22 pm)
BTW: link worked for me!
posted by: Dougie (reply)
post date: 01.15.05 (7:28 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
It seems to be fine now, I'm not sure why it was fucked up before.
posted by: orlando_frockentoten (reply)
post date: 01.15.05 (8:36 pm)
are you two sitting next to each other as you type this stuff?
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.16.05 (5:49 pm)
Reply to: orlando_frockentoten
Me? in the same room with him? Not without my oxygen mask - he eats beans for lunch, man!
posted by: Chris (reply)
post date: 01.18.05 (5:31 am)
Hey Dougie,
I thought you might want to check out this short Bill Hicks article in Sunday's Boston Globe (about a new "Bill Hicks Companion"-style book that's out):
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2005/01/16/the_enlightened_comic/
Enjoy!
posted by: Dougie (reply)
post date: 01.18.05 (6:02 pm)
Reply to: Chris
Thanks for reminding me about that! I need to pick that up. Think I'll listen to some Hicks right now.
posted by: another_dougie (reply)
post date: 01.20.05 (4:12 pm)
Hey dougie,
you're called dougie and you have a blog called dougie's blog! how excellent!
check mine:
http://navarino.org.uk:8080/blog
I'm about to go off and excitedly blog the coincidence.
Cheers man!
D.
posted by: Katy! (reply)
post date: 01.23.05 (8:14 am)
Oh LORD. (<---bwaha) What a load of tripe. "Heartshaped Box" landed itself into my random playlist as I was reading this, by the way. God's got a sense of humor. Yes, God talks to me through my mp3 player. And He says, "Hey...wait...I've got a new complaint!"
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.01.05 (3:01 pm)
Q- What kind of keys cannot open a door?
A- mon-keys and don-keys
Q- What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
A- Where's my tractor?
Q- What's green and has 6 wheels?
A- Grass, I lied about the wheels
Q-What did Jesus think of the way he died?
A-He was rather cross about it.
Q- What's red, green, and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A- A frog in a blender
Q- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A- Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Q- Why did Jimmy fall off his bike?
A- Because he had a fridge thrown at him
Q- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
A- Because she had no arms
Q- why cant Bob drive a truck?
A- Because Bobs a fish
Q- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A- It was dead.
Q- What did the bartender say when the horse walked in the bar?
A- Why the long face?
Q-What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
A- They both have handlebars, except for the duck.
Q- Why did the plane crash?
A- The pilot was loaf of bread
Two muffins are in an oven, one goes "Man, it's getting hot in here!" The other goes "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Q- What part of a vegetable can't you eat
A- The Wheelchair.
Q - What's red and white?
A- Pink
Q- What's red and invisible?
A- No tomatoes
Q-What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A- A carrot