What Is The Capital Of Assyria?
02.15.05 (9:14 am) [edit]Stolen from my wife's blog, who stole it from somewhere else. Talk to me, fuckers!
A. First, recommend to me (or list your favorite):
1. A movie
2. A book, and
3. A musical artist, song, or album
B. Everyone who reads this has to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want.
C. Then, go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything they want!
Dougie
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 02.15.05 (7:49 am)
Fovorite movie: The Godfather, and the Virgin Suicides
Favorite book: Dr. Zhivago
Favorite musical artist: too many to choose from...currently into a new band called Low Millions
1) why is Dick Chaney so stupid?
2) whatever happened to Newt Gingrich?? (I used to punish my kids by making them watch him on cspan when they were bad...was that abuse??)
3)what is your favorite article of clothing?
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.15.05 (9:11 am)
Movie: Right now, I'm memorizing Pirates of the Caribbean
Book: The Future Dictionary of America (I think you'd dig it)
Music: Just ordered the remixes of Peter Malick Group's New York City and I'm psyched about it.
?1. What would you change about yourself?
?2. What's keeping you from doing it?
?3. What is the best thing you have to offer as a friend, husband or father?
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.15.05 (9:11 am)
P.S. Now you have to do it on my blog, since Sher got it from me, and I yoinked it from Alicia. Ha!
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.15.05 (9:13 am)
P.P.S. I believe it was Nineveh, until the Medes and Babylonians conquered it and toppled the Assyrian empire.
posted by: dave (reply)
post date: 02.15.05 (11:59 am)
Movie - Hmm. Igby Goes Down was pretty good.
Book - How about three? Christopher Moore's "The Stupidest Angel" - very funny. Terry Pratchett's "The Bromeliad Trilogy" - cute, witty, funny. And the last thing I read was Linsay Moran's "Blowing My Cover - My Life As A CIA Spy" - non-fiction; this fairly normal girl gets a job for the CIA, completes training, and becomes a case officer in Bulgaria. Then becomes disillusioned, and quits. An honest, funny, sad, and interesting book. It'll piss you off.
Uh, three question:
Why is the sky blue?
What is the meaning of life?
And how come the Republicans are dominated by rich white fat guys, pushing an agenda that only benefits themselves, and poor people with no jobs vote for them?
I don't have a blog. Yeah, I know - I'm a freak.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (11:31 am)
Reply to: misskendy
1. Cheney isn't stupid. He's evil. It's Bush that's stupid.
2. Newt? Who cares? And if you want to abuse a child, make them watch Sean Hannity.
3. Clothing? Preferably none at all.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (11:34 am)
Reply to: JT
?1. What would you change about yourself?
Not being able to control my fucking brain when it wants to go spinning off somewhere. Which is every five seconds, of course.
?2. What's keeping you from doing it?
The drugs don't work and I'm incapable of doing it myself.
?3. What is the best thing you have to offer as a friend, husband or father?
A sense of humour. I was going to say "a really big dick" but that wouldn't fit all the criteria.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (11:37 am)
Reply to: dave
Why is the sky blue?
Because Jesus loves you.
What is the meaning of life?
Corn.
And how come the Republicans are dominated by rich white fat guys, pushing an agenda that only benefits themselves, and poor people with no jobs vote for them?
Because the people who vote for them have been bullshitted into believing they can be a rich white guy some day too.
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (11:48 am)
Reply to: eraserhead667
1. Oh, just that. Ho, hum (G).
2. There might be better ones out there... I find there are extremely subtle differences between the ones they say are exactly alike. However, sometimes those subtle differences are why I do, or don't, take something.
3. Well, it might fit all the criteria, but then I'd have to kill you. Thank G-d you're not that fucking crazy!
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (12:00 pm)
Reply to: JT
Get in line, I'd get to kill him first!
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (1:42 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
Two women giving me that much attention? Cool!
posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 02.16.05 (7:38 pm)
Reply to: eraserhead667
Thanks for sorting out that bush/cheney thing for me *smile*