Dio Fa
02.25.05 (11:35 pm) [edit]I guess the Pope is more proof that no one gives a fuck about you until you're dead or nearly dead.
Can we get this sorry-assed old fuck off the TV? He's everywhere. Even Bush sends his regard, "on behalf of all Americans." No. You are WRONG. You do not speak for me, asshole. I don't give two FUCKS about the Pope. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all the Boy Scouts think he's great in bed, but who gives a shit? Isn't this the guy who most Catholics spend their time *ignoring*? "Don't have premarital sex, don't have abortions, condoms are bad." Yeah, OK. Thanks for calling, Pope. Now go take your medication, I've got some hos to bang in the back room before Vinnie comes to collect the goods.
So, anyone seen Jesus in their tortilla lately? What the fuck's up with that, anyway? Instead of ACTING like Jesus, you've gotta be so desparate that you're looking for him on a piece of goddamn bread?
Once again, I'm in love with a statement I head Bill Maher say tonight. "Religion is a neurological disorder." Everyone on the planet is gonna disagree with me and say it's a crass over-generalization, but I'm sticking with it. Because *I KNOW GOD* and He says it's OK. Fuck you if you don't like it. Respect my religion or die, you unbelieving scum.
Welcome to my compound,
Doug Koresh
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 02.28.05 (5:32 am)
One of my oldest friends let me know that her dad left her mom of 32 years, using a note. He left her for a woman my friend's age. So her, mom, a wonderful woman and devoted Catholic, turned to her church for solace... and they excommunicated her, because she was divorced from her husband.
Yeah, beautiful religion, that.
posted by: JT (reply)
post date: 02.28.05 (5:33 am)
Oh, that was me. Sorry.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.28.05 (8:12 am)
Reply to: JT
Isn't it fascinating that you can fuck a kid in the ass and merely get moved to another parish, but if you get a divorce from an asshole, you get kicked out? I guess Mrs. God must get really sick of coming home and finding her husband in bed with Michael Jackson'rejects. And you know, God has a REALLY big dick.
posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 02.28.05 (8:18 pm)
I think it's great that there is a pope who can say what he wants, and Catholics can feel free to ignore him. I wish most people who follow Jerry Falwell or Rush Limbaugh ignored them too.
posted by: Dougie (reply)
post date: 03.01.05 (10:37 am)
Reply to: mblog
Me too. Though right now I'm a little more worried about the ones who follow Bin Laden. I pick on Christians because, hey, it's fun, but as far as religious/political leaders who need to be ignored right now go, I think someone needs to pay some 13-year old kid to hack the computers at Al-Jazeera, or at least shoot the motherfucker who keeps brinign the goddamn video tapes from Osama into the office.
posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 03.02.05 (12:05 pm)
Reply to: Dougie
If you look at what's happening in Lebanon now, people are getting ready to join in on the "screw the fundamentalists" bandwagon. It's a lot better if they do it than if we do it.
If Bush is smart about it, he'll support them with a "hands off" policy. Let them prosper and be on good terms with us. Then when they succeed, not because of outside influences but because of their own desire for democracy, then the other nations can learn something.