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03.21.05 (11:10 pm)   [edit]
Fucking Republicans.

Terri Schiavo has been dead for 15 years, but some people just can't let go. Our government, who apparantly has a very light schedule and nothing of any real importance to do these days, have taken it upon themselves to piss down the throats of Florida physicians and lawmakers, and play Spin The Morality Bottle with the life (sic) of this poor comatose girl.

This is politics, boys and girls. If you think for one second that these psudo-moral twits give one rancid FUCK about this girl's life, you are delusional and need to seek professional assistance.

A group of people who are all for a senseless war that has killed thousands, and who support a president who used to execute retarded people when he ran a state known for being really into guns and capital punishment, THESE unrepentant swinelords now own the life of Terri Schaivo.

Who ARE these degenerate little thugs? Their "respect for human life" is selective at best, lunatic at worst. It's nothing to these people to throw suspected criminals into overseas prisons without an attorney and let the guards cornhole them with rolled up American flags, why are they being so precious about a DEAD person? Come on, people. The girl who ran the counter at the gas station in Marion, Indiana where I bought fuel yesterday was one step removed from being dead even though she looked perfectly healthy, just look where she's at. You think a woman who has not been able to EAT OR TALK for fifteen goddamn years is actually ALIVE? It doesn't take a doctor to figure this shit out.

But it doesn't matter. Fuck the doctors, fuck the judges, fuck everyone who has already inflicted thenmselves on this woman's "future." We are CONGRESS, hear us roar, motherfuckers. Because WE - the law and order people - are above the law, and don't have to have the slightest resepect for the decisions already made under the law of states. Remember states? Yeah, we like to say we're into state's rights. But really, who are we kidding? Nobody buys that shit anymore. We certainly won't give states the cash to educate their kids or care for their infrastructure, and the money the Dept. Of Homeland Security gives to states tends to mostly go to places like Wyoming, where, of course, all the terrorists are hiding, But hey, fuck Florida. Fuck their laws. WE run the show now. Us, the Close Personal Friends Of Jesus, who so dearly respect human life as long as it's roughly the same color as us. Maybe.

There may indeed be reasons to debate this case. She left no living will, her wish to be set free from this world was apparantly only communicated to her husband. I think it's obvious what needs to be done, but let the people who have an interest in this case do the work, it is NOT the place of the federal government. That this is not obvious to people is a truly frightening indicator of how far down the Fascism Fun Slide we've come. That people with deranged priorities set by a bizarre, twisted rendering of a thousands year old religion are the one who make this decision for Terri Schaivo (and eventually for anyone like her now that precedent has been set) should be of grave concern to EVERYONE, those who want to keep her alive included. No, the federal government should not be welcome here. It's only another distraction from the shit they're really up to, another Michael Jackson trial to divert the attention of Americans from the petty rat finks who are looting our National Treasury and sending out children off to die in their corporate-sponsored wars.

These despicable vermin have the moral compass of a coke-injected gerbil conducting deep space exploration in the sphincter of a very gay night manager at the Blue Oyster Inn. They fanatically burrow their way up the intestinal tract, ignoring or even rejoicing in the shit around them, looking not for escape, but to invade every inner orifice of their wretche captive. There's a rodent in our butt, America. It's long past due for a heavy duty enema.


Flush,
Doug