Illinois, Missouri, and Kansas Can All Blow Me

Illinois, Missouri, and Kansas Can All Blow Me

03.27.05 (10:39 am)   [edit]
OK, I'm sure you're all nice people, but your states suck. You wouldn't think a guy from Indiana could say something like this, but I can. I have the power and I'm not afraid to use it. Central Indiana is a jungle paradise, a garden of Eden and earthly delights, a motherfuckin' state-wide amusement park next ro your states. You people should move. Abdandon the fucking place and use it solely as one big graveyard for the most truly hateful people imaginiable.

Kansas, please. STOP IT. It's no wonder I saw a couple signs saying stuff like "Abortion kills what God created", you fuckers need all the help you can get to go past population 64 anywhere outside Kansas City, Topeka, and Witchita. Does anyone fuck there? Apparnaty not, there's no sign of healthy human reproduction. Oh, there's a sign reading ADULT SUPERSTORE every hour or two, but I suppose what few men live there need these place in order to jerk off since the women apparantly are all out milking cows and mowing the county every day. Just when you think it's really sucking, you hit the western part of the state and it REALLY goes to Hell in a giant barren fuckbasket. Jesus H. Christ out wandering the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights, Kansas SUCKS COCK.

Eastern Colorado isn't much better, but it eventually starts having trees. Kansas has trees, but they're obviously planted there as a decoy to make the tourists think they're in a real state. Nearly all the trees are right next to the road, and they don't fit the landscape. Big fuckin' Christmas tree 10 yards off the road, aLL BY ITSELF. Yeah, that grew there on it's own. Did Johnny Appleseed bite a big fuckin' bullet when he saw this place and decided to leave it alone? TREES are nice. Get a few more.

I'm in Denver right now at a Kinko's. Twelve bucks an hour for Internet access. Fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw, Heather.

I'm shortening my trip. No Washington state. In fact, no San Francisco for the moment. I'll do that later, but I'm going to take I-70 to I-15 and go straight through Vegas to LA. It's real early here today (two hours behind the time zone I'm from, and I woke up at 5AM MY time this morning. Not that it's my time anymore, since I'm not there.) and I'm going to take my time getting to Aspen/Woody Creek for the night, then head out tomorrow. Maybe catch a national park before Vegas. I'm not fucking around too much, partly out of a need to conserve time and money, but also laregely becuase I feel a strong need to stay focused, and this just seems like the right thing to do.

Well, I'll write mroe when I can. I miss my daughter very much. I've talked to her on the phone twice since leaving, and she still seems to be quite happy. I really love her, and I hope I'm not doing something that will make her forget that.

Take care, you fuckers,
Doug